Believe it or not, I actually love this holiday. Made up for consumers or not, I am a very cheesy romantic at heart. Last Valentines I was waiting for the bus and within 5 minutes of each other I saw two elderly couples holding hands and each wife had a bouquet of carnations. To me, that is what Valentines is about. Publicly letting the world see you dote on your sweetheart. Plus who doesn’t love an excuse to wear asexy cupid costume? Or you could be the present at all and wear nothing but abow costume. I hope everyone enjoys upcoming love day as much as I do!

Something is wafting in through the window and it is almost certainly the hot dog vendor down the street trying to seduce me with that lovely scent. I have never worn ahot dog costumebut I am seriously considering it for next Halloween. You know what I will never be for Halloween? Abanana costume. Do you want to know why? Because bananas are disgusting. They are almost as bad as raisins. I think I hate bananas because of some deep childhood trauma. When I was a kid my mother would; with out fail, pack my lunch with three simple items. Banana, peanut butter sandwich, and the cheapest grossest cookies you’ve ever had in your life. So everyday I would trade my cookies to some poor new sucker for their ham and cheese sandwich, pass the peanut butter to some deprived child whose mother actually cared about their caloric intake, and the bananas would never leave my backpack. Ever. I went through three bags that year all because of moldy rotten bananas. It’s my mothers fault, she just wouldn’t learn.

Winter is so boring. It’s so dreary and lifeless and not in a mysterious spooky way like how I love fall. All I think about is Halloween. I just had a slightly uplifting thought.. anabominable snowman costume that’s wintery right? I am trying to get in to winter.. just not happening.I could dress up in a cute eskimo costumemaybe that would help. Probably not. Come on Halloween…